Of course more will be added, but the scanner is depressed and is currently trying to work it's problems out in therapy. We wish it well on it's long road to recovery!

Mom

Yes my Mom really is a ladybug!
Alright, my therapist tells me I should focus more on reality. So my Mom is a really wonderful women, who for 22 years managed not to kill me though I sure she wanted to at times.

Dad

... and Dad, who gave me the taste of Stephen King, David Eddings, George Lucas and the Great Bird! Thank you for it all Dad.

The Boyfriend

And the one who drove me to the asylum! Nick is a great guy, who building computers and puts up with me. Although we may fight about the small issues, which is better Star Wars or Star Trek, we get along well.

The Sister

Not by birth, but by years of friendship. We're both short a few cans in the six pack we share for a brain. We don't behave and know how to have fun the right way.